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I'M NOT FORTY. I'M DOUBLE TWENTY -
CREATING MY OWN LUCK -
DON'T INVITE ME FOR AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL -
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND stop replying when I text -
I'M A RED FLAG BUT THE MATERIAL IS QUALITY -
OVERCONFIDENT NARCISSISTIC & MANIPULATIVE -
IF IT'S BRUTALLY HONEST AND ALREADY BOOKED A FLIGHT, IT'S A SAGITTARIUS -
YOU FOUND IT POLITICALLY INCORRECT I FOUND IT FUNNY -
MY LAWYER MOM ADVISES ME TO SAY NOTHING - Kids -
YOUR MOM IS MY CARDIO -
SOMEBODY'S PROBLEM Cap -
UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT Hoodie -
I'M NOT EMINEM BABY PLEASE DON'T COME BACK -
HE SAID DRAKE OR ME SOMETIMES I MISS HIM T-Shirt -
TOLD MYSELF TO QUIT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC -
FULL VOLUME. ALWAYS -
I'M EXPENSIVE TO REPLACE Cap -
THERE'S THINGS I WANNA SAY TO YOU BUT I'LL JUST LET YOU LIVE -
IF IT'S WEIRD, BRILLIANT AND AHEAD OF ITS TIME, IT'S AN AQUARIUS -
RICH EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF COMFORT -
TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC -
IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO -
I ONLY HATE TAXES SLOW CARS FAT BITCHES -
STOP STALKING ME IT'S GETTING TOO ROMANTIC