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I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M JUST HOT AND FRIENDLY

IF I’M TOO MUCH GO FIND LESS

DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND

I'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE'S THERAPIST KNOWS MY NAME

I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT

I'M NOT 30. I'M 18 WITH 12 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I'm Not 40. I'm Twenty-Twenty

MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU — KIDS

I'M NOT 40. I'M 18 WITH 22 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT

MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM

I’M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN’T

KARMA IS LIKE 69: YOU GET, WHAT YOU GIVE

I DON'T LOVE THE WAY U LIE I WILL BLOCK YOU

IF YOU NEED A PROBLEM I'M HERE

WANNA BE MY CARDIO? (RESPECTFULLY)

EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY SLAVIC

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE

JUST KISS ME WE CAN TALK LATER

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION.

YOU MIGHT BE DR*NK

TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN MYSELF JUST JUDGE ME

I'M FRIENDLY, BUT MY HUSBAND ISN'T

I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT CROP TEE

MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU

GIVE ME A CHANCE To ruin your life

I TOLD CHATGPT ABOUT U

DON'T PARTY WITH ME IF YOU HAVE PLANS TOMORROW

THE ONLY EX I MISS IS EXTRA MONEY

EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY LATINA

I LOVED HER BUT SHE NEEDED A THERAPIST NOT A BOYFRIEND

I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT RED FLAGS I'M A BULL

THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN READING BOOKS IS FUC*ING

YOU CAN’T SHAZAM GOOD TASTE

DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOH...

SHE SAID FORMULA ONE OR ME SOMETIMES I MISS HER

I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS IM WORSE

IF I'M TOO MUCH GO FIND LESS CROP TEE

I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A MAN TO ACT LIKE A MAN

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A BOY TO ACT LIKE A MAN

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY GIRLS MAKE HIM LAUGH I MADE HIM CRY

I ONLY ACCEPT APOLOGIZES IN CASH

ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT

I Don't Need Sex Life Fucks Me Everyday