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I'M NOT FLIRTING I'M JUST HOT AND FRIENDLY

IF I’M TOO MUCH GO FIND LESS

I'M NOT FAMOUS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE'S THERAPIST KNOWS MY NAME

DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND

I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT

I'M NOT 30. I'M 18 WITH 12 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I'm Not 40. I'm Twenty-Twenty

MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU — KIDS

I'M NOT 40. I'M 18 WITH 22 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU

I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES I DATE THEM

I’M FRIENDLY, BUT MY WIFE ISN’T

KARMA IS LIKE 69: YOU GET, WHAT YOU GIVE

I DON'T LOVE THE WAY U LIE I WILL BLOCK YOU

IF YOU NEED A PROBLEM I'M HERE

WANNA BE MY CARDIO? (RESPECTFULLY)

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION.

EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY SLAVIC

JUST KISS ME WE CAN TALK LATER

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE

TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN MYSELF JUST JUDGE ME

YOU MIGHT BE DR*NK

I'M FRIENDLY, BUT MY HUSBAND ISN'T

I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT CROP TEE

MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU

I TOLD CHATGPT ABOUT U

THE ONLY EX I MISS IS EXTRA MONEY

GIVE ME A CHANCE To ruin your life

EAT ITALIAN DRIVE GERMAN MARRY LATINA

YOU CAN’T SHAZAM GOOD TASTE

SHE SAID FORMULA ONE OR ME SOMETIMES I MISS HER

THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN READING BOOKS IS FUC*ING

I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT RED FLAGS I'M A BULL

IF I'M TOO MUCH GO FIND LESS CROP TEE

DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS IM WORSE

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A MAN TO ACT LIKE A MAN

TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOH...

I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A BOY TO ACT LIKE A MAN

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY GIRLS MAKE HIM LAUGH I MADE HIM CRY

I LOVED HIM BUT HE NEEDED A THERAPIST NOT A GIRLFRIEND

I LOVED HER BUT SHE NEEDED A THERAPIST NOT A BOYFRIEND

I WANT YOU I JUST CAN’T FLIRT

I ONLY ACCEPT APOLOGIZES IN CASH

A GF IS TEMPORARY BEING A HOT EX IS FOREVER

THE HOT UNMARRIED AUNTY