NOFLTRS™ Men
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I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND stop replying when I text -
DON'T INVITE ME FOR AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL -
IF IT'S BRUTALLY HONEST AND ALREADY BOOKED A FLIGHT, IT'S A SAGITTARIUS -
YOUR MOM IS MY CARDIO -
YOU FOUND IT POLITICALLY INCORRECT I FOUND IT FUNNY -
I'M NOT EMINEM BABY PLEASE DON'T COME BACK -
I'M A RED FLAG BUT THE MATERIAL IS QUALITY -
TOLD MYSELF TO QUIT DRINKING. WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC -
FULL VOLUME. ALWAYS -
THERE'S THINGS I WANNA SAY TO YOU BUT I'LL JUST LET YOU LIVE -
IF IT'S WEIRD, BRILLIANT AND AHEAD OF ITS TIME, IT'S AN AQUARIUS -
TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC -
IF IT'S INTENSE, MYSTERIOUS AND KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS, IT'S A SCORPIO -
STOP STALKING ME IT'S GETTING TOO ROMANTIC -
I ONLY HATE TAXES SLOW CARS FAT BITCHES -
IF IT'S INDECISIVE, CHARMING AND ALWAYS DIPLOMATIC, IT'S A LIBRA -
IF IT'S STUBBORN, LOYAL AND ALWAYS EATING, IT'S A TAURUS -
TO DO LIST: YOUR MOM -
IF IT'S BOLD, IMPULSIVE AND ALWAYS RIGHT, IT'S AN ARIES -
YES I'M OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE -
WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE BEATS THE LOVE OF POWER, THE WORLD KNOWS PEACE -
MOVE ON AND GET HOTTER -
I'M NOT JUSTIN, I WON'T SAY SORRY, I'LL BLOCK YOU -
FAKE LOVE RICH SEX FAST MONEY