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I'M NOT IGNORING YOU. I'M JUST MENTALLY OFFLINE

I FAILED AS A DISNEY PRINCESS, I'M A DRAGON NOW

SAVE YOUR FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES

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I'M TOO ITALIAN FOR THIS SHIT

I DON'T NEED DRAMA LIFE PROVIDES IT DAILY

I LOOK BETTER AFTER MIDNIGHT

IMAGINE DATING ME. IT WON'T HAPPEN BUT JUST IMAGINE

I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION CROP TANK

ASK YOUR MOM ABOUT ME.

I MAKE BETTER MISTAKES ON FRIDAY

I DON'T DRINK. I ESCALATE.

SHE TRUSTS ME. BIG MISTAKE.

AFTERPARTY ME IS A LIABILITY

SCARED OF WOMEN. RESPECTFULLY

GOALS: WEALTH, POWER, AND YOUR MOM'S NUMBER

MY WISHLIST IS ALSO A RED FLAG LIST

LIFE IS LIKE 69, SOMETIMES YOU'RE UP, SOMETIMES YOU'RE DOWN

LOVE YOUR PROBLEMS THEY'LL PROBABLY LEAVE TOO

NEVER ASKED TO BE EASY TO HANDLE

IF I'M HARD TO LOVE TRY HARDER

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HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE DOCTOR SINCE 2019

I'M NOT SELENA YOU'RE NOT CHARLIE BUT WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE

DON'T SPEND ANOTHER DAY DOING THE SAME SH*T

I'M NOT A WITCH I'M JUST A WOMAN WITH OPINIONS

I'LL ALWAYS REGRET NOT PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE

I'M NOT 45 I'M 22 WITH 23 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I'M NOT 38. I'M 19 WITH 19 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

TRUST YOUR MAGIC TANK TOP

I'M NOT 31. I'M 18 WITH 13 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I'M NOT 33 I'M 18 WITH 15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I'VE REFINED MY SOCIAL CIRCLE NOW I ONLY TALK WITH GOD AND CHATGPT

NOT ALL EXES ARE BAD. I'M SOMEONE'S EX AND I'M AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY YOU ARE NOT A BEER

U GOT A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTIN CHASED BY A DOG THAN BY ME

ONLY DEAD FISHES GO WITH THE FLOW

RE-TIRED

TOLD HER THIS WAS A BUSINESS TRIP...

IT'S NOT MANIPULATION IF YOU BELIEVE ME

BETTER ALONE THAN SOMEONE'S MAYBE

I'M THE REASON THIS YEAR WON'T BE BORING

I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

INSPIRED BY THE FEAR OF BEING AVERAGE

SEPTEMBER ME CAN DEAL WITH IT

I'M THE STORY HE TELLS HIS FRIENDS

I DON'T CHASE. I REPLACE.

I'M NOT HARD TO GET. I'M HARD TO IMPRESS.