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YOU CAN’T SHAZAM GOOD TASTE

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A MAN TO ACT LIKE A MAN

I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT RED FLAGS I'M A BULL

I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS

A GF IS TEMPORARY BEING A HOT EX IS FOREVER

I LOVED HIM BUT HE NEEDED A THERAPIST NOT A GIRLFRIEND

TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN MYSELF JUST JUDGE ME

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY GIRLS MAKE HIM LAUGH I MADE HIM CRY

THE HOT UNMARRIED AUNTY

BEING SINGLE IS BETTER THAN ASKING A BOY TO ACT LIKE A MAN

I'M NOT PERFECT BUT I'M ALWAYS REAL Oversized T-Shirt

I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS IM WORSE

I ONLY ACCEPT APOLOGIZES IN CASH

I’M SO SEXY THAT EVEN LIFE GETS HARD

I'M TOO SLAVIC FOR THIS SHIT

I WANT YOU I JUST CAN’T FLIRT

I Don't Need Sex Life Fucks Me Everyday

ALL I WANT IS ILLEGAL EXPENSIVE OR BRUNETTE

MY WIFE IS HOTTER THAN YOU

I'M NOT COLD I'M JUST NOT YOURS

IF IT'S SWEET AND SPICY, IT'S A GEMINI

RISK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN REGRET

I ALSO GHOST MY FAMILY SO DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY