If It's Sweet but Has a Revenge Playlist, It's a Scorpio Zodiac Hoodie – Oversized Unisex Streetwear Hoodie
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"If It's Sweet but Has a Revenge Playlist, It's a Scorpio" is a sarcastic zodiac hoodie for the sign that's equal parts charming and plotting.
This oversized unisex hoodie is printed on soft, heavyweight 100% premium cotton (180 GSM) with the relaxed streetwear fit that's become the standard for wearable zodiac hoodies, available in Black, White, Maroon, Dark Gray, and Beige. The bold front print lands the joke instantly, making it an easy conversation-starter hoodie for astrology fans everywhere.
→ Unisex fit | Available in XS – 3XL
→ 100% premium cotton | 180 GSM
→ Bold print, available in Black, White, Maroon, Dark Gray, and Beige
→ Not sure of your size? Check our Size Guide.
It's a great everyday hoodie for birthday season or just embracing your dramatic side, and it makes a genuinely funny gift-idea hoodie for the Scorpio who's always three steps ahead. Part of NOFLTRS's quote-driven streetwear collection — sarcastic zodiac hoodies for people with a plan.
Shipping
All orders are shipped and delivered within 1 week of purchasing worldwide.
Return
You are eligible for a return up to 14 days after recieving your shirt.
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320
GSM Cotton
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100+
Wash Resistant
Print never fades
Safe for All Ages
Including babies
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