ANTI SOCIAL BALACLAVA ZIP-UP HOODIE
🖤 Premium Heavyweight Cotton Fleece
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Description
The balaclava hoodie that actually commits. Full-face hood, full-length zip, no explanation required. Zip it halfway and it's a heavyweight hoodie. Zip it all the way and you're gone.
Most balaclava zip up hoodies are a gimmick stitched onto a cheap blank — thin fleece, a hood that collapses the second you zip it, a mask opening that sits wrong on your face. This one is built on heavyweight fleece with a structured hood panel that holds its shape zipped or unzipped, so it reads as outerwear, not costume.
Built for actual winter, not the photo
- Fabric: 320 GSM heavyweight brushed fleece, 100% cotton / 0% polyester
- Hood: Integrated balaclava-style full-face hood with a two-way front zip
- Fit: Unisex oversized — true to size for a relaxed fit, size up for a boxier streetwear cut
- Sizes: XS to 3XL
- Colours: Black and white
- Details: Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem, pre-shrunk, fade-resistant print
How the hood actually works
The zip runs from the hem straight through the hood. Unzipped, it wears as a standard open hoodie. Zipped to the chest, it's a high-collar funnel neck. Zipped to the top, the balaclava hood closes over the face with an open eye panel. No separate mask, nothing to carry, nothing to lose.
Mens balaclava zip hoodie sizing
The cut is unisex and runs oversized by design. If you're between sizes, stay true to size — the shoulders are already dropped. If you want the full boxy silhouette, take one size up. Full measurements are in the size guide above.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the print. The fleece is pre-shrunk, so it holds its size through repeated washes.
Shipping and returns
Free worldwide shipping on every order. Dispatched within 1–2 business days, delivered in 7–14 days depending on destination. 14-day returns from the date you receive it see our refund policy for full details.
Shipping
All orders are shipped and delivered within 1 week of purchasing worldwide.
Return
You are eligible for a return up to 14 days after recieving your shirt.
Refer to our refund policy for further information.
Featured Fabric
One hoodie. Two modes.
Wear it like a normal oversized hoodie whenever you want. When your social battery starts running low, pull the hood up and zip into anti-social mode.
The full-zip hood gives you that extra sense of privacy while keeping the relaxed streetwear fit you’d actually wear every day. It’s not a costume or a one-use gimmick it’s still your everyday hoodie, just with another mode when you need it.
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Not all tees are built equal. NOFLTRS™ is premium heavyweight cotton, printed to last, shipped worldwide for free because the statement deserves better than a $5 blank.
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| Sizes XS – 3XL | |||
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320 GSM heavyweight cotton. Fade-resistant print that survives 100 washes. Skin-safe dyes certified for all ages — including babies. Because the statement deserves better than a cheap blank.
320
GSM Cotton
Heavyweight & premium
100+
Wash Resistant
Print never fades
Safe for All Ages
Including babies
Free Worldwide
Shipping on every order